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Some humorous things to do to a UNIX system:
from the csh (c shell):
 
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
 
% got a light?
No match.
 
% sleep with me
bad character
 
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
 
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
 
% make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
 
% make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
 
% make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
 
% make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
 
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
 
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
 
% date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
 
% man rear
No manual entry for rear.
 
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.
 
% * How would you describe George Bush
*: Ambiguous.
 
% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
 
% ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found
 
% "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
 
% ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.
 
% cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
% more sex
sex: Permission denied
% mv sex show
% strip show
strip: show: Permission denied
 
% who is my match?
No match.
 
% set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
Democratic_Platform unreadable
 
% awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line
 
And from the bourne shell (sh):
 
$ drink < bottle;opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
 
$ test my argument
test: too many arguments
 
$ "Amelia Earhart"
Amelia Earhart: not found
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which